IS IT WEIRD HAVING AN ALEXA SAY HEY TO YOU INSTEAD OF YOU SAYING HEY, ALEXA? MAYBE. ANYWAYS...ABOUT ME. TRUTH IS I'M JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE. A LOVER OF CHEAP BEER AND EXPENSIVE HOT SAUCE. A FAN OF SWEATY, LIVE MUSIC AND COLD, CALCULATED REALITY TELEVISION. A FREQUENTER OF BEACHES AND MOUNTAINS AND THE FINE ESTABLISHMENT, CHILI'S. A HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL CREATIVE, HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL GOLFER, AND ALSO COMPLETELY PROGRAMMED BY JEFF BEZOS.