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Is it weird having an Alexa say hey to you instead of you saying hey, Alexa? Maybe. Anyways...about me. Truth is I'm just like anyone else. A lover of cheap beer and expensive hot sauce. A fan of sweaty, live music and cold, calculated reality television. A frequenter of beaches and mountains and the gas station, Kum & Go. A highly professional creative, highly un-professional golfer, and also completely programmed by Jeff Bezos.

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